Flying Monkeys Saint Beatnick Chocolate Stout
Holy! The Flying Monkeys offer an elixir - dark chocolate stout twisted and warm, bittersweet and longing with honest off-white froth lifting Mall Santa from the materialistic nightmare of his secular culture. This gift of the Brewing Magi restores nostalgia and remembrance. Peace and good will to Men.
Many stouts do not fit the classic "Irish" definition as exemplified by Guinness, either due to their hop or roast rates, or higher gravity (in the case of many American stouts). They are still basic stouts, however, not falling into any of the subclasses.